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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 36 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Thanksgiving

Weather:  Carinne is driving to Pitt on Tues. Expect rain. Carinne is driving to HH on Wed. Expect boozestorms to start and continue through Thurs. Carinne is driving to Morgantown on Friday. Expect a mountaineer victory.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Skanksgiving

Being socially unacceptable on the days surrounding Thankgiving; typically caused by intoxication (Wed), bloating/gas (Thur), or punching other soccer moms over a talking Elmo doll (Black Friday)

This year, the Thanksgiving weekend was monumental. Barson and Carinne got hammered at HH on Wednesday, causing Cam and Cind-ay to have to come pick them up. Barson vommed in the Jeep. Thursday, Bev ate too much stuffing and her pants button popped off and hit Tom in the face. Lynne got defensive and in her attempt to punch Bev, she missed and hit Nate instead. AJ stepped back and didn’t get involved in that fight, but the next morning while in line for the 3am special of buy-one-get-one sale of Natty Light 30-packs she kneed a 21 year old where it hurts for the last case. All in all, a classy Skanksgiving.

Song of the Week: Fade Into You, Mazzy Star

Notable Accomplishments:  Lexy made honor roll. Marco bowled a 174 last night and Bev got a record breaking 169. Marco/R Jr were victims of the airport glitch and had to find alternate transportation home. Nicole and BK almost got run over by a Penske truck. Lana’s lover, Alex, has returneth, and Scout, her boyfriend, got his electric fence collar taken off so he can now visit Lana at her house. All four Ron Jr children are officially in relationships (this has never happened before, fyi). R Jr/Husband (Mark) have a romantic wine getaway planned to DC on Tuesday. Bev and Nicole spent one day this week stuck in court. Carinne has avoided the warrant for her arrest thus far. Alex got a job.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: What is one material thing you are thankful for? No people, family, love nonsense. That’s given.

FWN Member of the Week: Aunt Lynne!

AL’s homepage is the AOL/Compaq desktop combination. The most recent alcoholic beverage AL drank was a glass of wine. Her favorite food at thanksgiving is stuffing, and if she were on a desert island with one plug and one appliance it would be an electric teakettle so she could make (non-iced) tea.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: HH, Wednesday the 25^th… Come one, come all to the drafternoon…

Look for more next time,

C-rin

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Official Editor