Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 34 Vol 2
Important Holidays: Nate’s Birthday, Aunt Jul’s favorite holiday, daylight savings, Election Day
Weather: It’s everyone’s favorite time of year where you get all drunk on Saturday and at 2am the bars prepare to close. But THEN! Faked ya out – it’s not last call it’s 1am again! Best day ever! One more hour of drinking! Boot & Rally!
Urbandictionary word of the day: Dracula Voice
Speaking in a certain style so that you sound like dracula. Ws are replaced with Vs, “th” replaced with “z”, and sound somewhat like your mimicking a French-American accent. Roll your Rs slightly.
Carinne-ula: Vat are you dreenking?
Alex-ula: Vahn, Tu, Zree, beers. Ah ha ha!
Nate: I so cannot go out with you in public. Seriously turn off the Dracula voice.
Song of the Week: Hall of the Mountain King, Mannheim Steamroller
Notable Accomplishments: BK won a mum at work this week. Alex climbed up her hallway wall. Carinne wore fake vampire teeth to work. Mum Mum beat Carinne in every game of scrabble this week.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Pick your poison:
a) Be the wicked witch of the west... when your broom breaks down and a monsoon is starting any second
b) Be Dracula… When your boss tells you to save the company and land the $15 million account by going to lunch with clients at “garlic extravaganza”, an Italian restaurant with outdoor seating only and it’s 75 and sunny
c) Be at your own wedding… when suddenly it becomes a full moon and you’re a werewolf
d) Be a zombie…
e) Be a bat chillin’ out onstage at an Ozzy Osborne concert
FWN Member of the Week: Nate!
Nate’s favorite dessert is Pumpkin Pie with cinnamon ice cream and whipped cream. His dream car isn’t a make or model, but is described as a type of race car with sponsorship names and race decals on it. If he were to take over teaching any of his current classes he’d pick Honors World Cultures because he enjoys history and geography. Nate can do 40 pushups in one session nonstop.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Trick or Treat?
Look for more next time,
C-rin
It’s Awktober
Official Editor
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