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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 35 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Friday the 13^th

Weather: Less than 14 days, folks, until massive bloating and pants popping due to excessive nom nom nom (vol 1 issue 39). Avoid bursts of wind from this region by starting your workout regiment to alleviate some pressure!

Urbandictionary word of the day: Caps Lock Voice

Yelling in real life (loud voice) çè Yelling via email (caps lock)

Using the caps lock to yell; using your vocal chords loudly to produce a caps lock voice

R Jr: I’m at the grocery store!   Sent via my Verizon Wireless Blackberry Device

MJ: What! WHAT WHAT! I’m stuck at this EFFING DESK JOB while you have ALL THE FUN!    Sent via my AT&T Blackberry Device

Ron (via voice phone): You aren’t at your desk if it is sent via your blackberry device. I speak crackberry

Michael (via voice phone): Yeah, I’m at HH. Drafternoon commence!

Ron: WHAT WHAT! Don’t make me use my caps lock voice! WHAT WHAT!

Song of the Week: Jack Johnson, Sitting Waiting Wishing

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne ate a whole lot of strawberries, so many so that she got a stomachache. Tom is recovering but doing well after injuries last week. Monte Associates won all three bowling games in their bowling league last night. Nate has a hot date Saturday night. 100% of the R SR/MM children will attend this weekend’s Penguins game.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: What potato chip flavor best describes you? Either describes you currently, or as a general statement about your life.  

FWN Member of the Week: Marco!

Marco’s current computer background is a green screen with the company logo. The most recent song he listened to on his iPod was 1901 by Phoenix. His shampoo can be described as apple essence, which is very tasty to his “ole factory” nerve. When in high school, he was one of the Foxes.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

C-rin

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