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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 52 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Fat Tuesday [mardi gras!]

Weather:   This editor just learned 2011 is the International Year of Chemistry. Why this was not announced previously is unknown. As a result, a whirlwind of catalytic hangovers will take place this weekend as energy from both mardi gras and chemistry combine forces.

Urbandictionary word of the day: mardi grass

                                                            

An herb used during the celebration of mardi gras.

Martha Stewart: For a festive twist to your Fat Tuesday party, add the mardi grass herb to the brownies.

Song of the Week: Macy Gray, I Try

Notable Accomplishments:  UM scored big on wine at the state stores; please contact him for tasting times. Cam got a fish, the fish has since moved on to a better world. Nate has an upcoming interview. Nicole did really epically great at bowling (158). Carinne won an award that will financially support her ability to go to Texas for a conference.    

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Which of these is the main character of your upcoming novel?

a)      A gentleman who cannot get out of New Orleans due to too much Mardi Grass

b)      She who sells sea shells by the sea shore

c)      Mr. Spandex Pants who also carrys a magnifying glass in a gun holster

d)      Stacy

FWN Member of the Week: Nate!  

Nate sits next to JT at lunch. His dream car is the ‘back to the future’ car, which Nate reports is “made by GMC and they are going to start making that car again.” Nate’s most recent text message, be it sent or received, states “sorry I couldn’t read those big words. Max of 2 letters per word please.” Lastly, if Nate were to have a chugging contest the liquid would be chocolate milk.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Fat Tuesday? Slim Wednesday! Give up chocolate for 40 days!  

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

carinnie mouse

Official Editor of FWN