San Ant Hot

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Auntie Lynne’s Birthday!

Weather:   In a strange twist of fate this week, the International Date Line becomes instead of the “line where the day changes” but where the “line of where your date (significant other) changes”. So if you’re looking to trade him/her in for a new model, fly on over the line and try it out! Beware though, you may snag a lemon.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Beardo

A weirdo with a beard

After Nate stopped shaving, BFRO members would photograph him in passing because he resembled bigfoot. To everyone else, he was just a beardo.

Song of the Week: Cougar Fight Song (University of Houston’s Fight Song – also the Shaler Area Fight Song)

Notable Accomplishments:  Although the phone bill (and Greggy) have yet to verify, thus far Alex has spent a week sans-text. Lexy has remedied her Helga Syndrome.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   So if everything really is bigger in Texas, where is everything smaller?

FWN Member of the Week: Auntie Lynne!  

Given the chance to go back and be any age over again, AL would be 30, but not for any particular reason. For breakfast today both she and her coworker brought in birthday Dunkin Donuts, so in the end she had an apple fritter donut. If AL had to pick another month for her birthday to fall that wasn’t March, AL would pick June because the weather is warmer. Lastly, her first birthday freebie was a breakfast from The Diner, but she also has Red Robin, Quaker Steak, IHOP, Houlihan’s, and Vocelli to look forward to. Nice work!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Professional grade cowgirl boots are not sold in NJ.   

Look for more next time,

Cowgirl

Yee-haw

Official Editor