FWN March Madness

Hello All! For those of you who submitted back your results, we have a bracket of rock-paper-scissors here. Everyone was randomly paired with another in excel – here you go! Skip to the end to see the finals if you don’t want to read the text!

Welcome to the FWN March Madness Rock-Paper-Scissors Bracket! We’re so glad to have you here on ESPN8, The Ocho. Here’s a recap of today’s events.

Auto-Bye Bowl Tom S. was randomly chosen by a sciencey excel spreadsheet, so he gets a bye week in the first round.

In the Bunnies Bowl, Tim faced Darlene. Tim whipped out a ‘ROCK’ while Darlene responded with “do you know how to play this game?” Unfortunately, Darlene showed neither rock, paper, nor scissors, so she forfeits. Tim moves on!

In the Call of Duty Bowl, Cam faced Jonaid with intense k/d ratios. Cam threw the strong ROCK, but Jonaid topped that with paper. What diplomacy. J-Lo moves forward.

Llama bowl starts with MM vs Barson. Rock is getting massacred in this round, as MM’s paper pummeled Alex. MM moves forward.

Sisters-in-law bowl was compromised over a cold natural light. Tracy and AJ each played rock – both advance to the next round.

BK challenged Chloe in the Algae Bra Bowl. Chloe’s scissors were tarnished by BK’s rock – BK moves forward.

Nate and Mark met at [old] guys gone wild bowl, but nate was the one sliced up with Mark’s rock trounced him. Mark moves forward.

Carinne and UM matched up at the much anticipated Wineaux Bowl. They called it a draw as each was too drunk to play by the end of the match. Each showed up with scissors – c’mon, where’s the supervision here? Who gives drunk people scissors?

Al’s scissors cut up ron’s ‘cigar scotch’ in Sibling Olympics Bowl (brought to you by CP and AK, predicted champions of 2k11).

Gina and Greg called a draw on the G-Squad Bowl – both were armed with ROCK. The same went for Poppy and Heather at the NINJA BOWL – more ROCK, but will they roll on through the next round?

Stats: Rock was the most popular answer here, allowing nine people to move forward.  

Finals for round 1: Tom, Tim, JLo, MM, Tracy, AJ, BK, Mark, CP, UM, AL, Marco, Gina, Greg, Poppy and Heather all move on to the next round.

It was great to have you Dar, Cam, Barson, Chloe, Allie, Ronno, and Nate but now you get to be part of the best part – obnoxious fans in the stands with cotton candy man.

(Here's the bracket but I can't get it to format - we'll see how it goes!!!)

	Rocky Conf.		Rambo Conf.
Auto-Bye			Nate (s)	[old] guys gone
Bowl	Tom S. ®		Mark ®	Wild Bowl
Bunnies Bowl	Darlene (?)		Carinne  (s)	Wineaux Bowl
	Tim ®		UM (s)
Call of Duty	Jonaid (p)		AL (s)	Sibling
Bowl	Cameron ®		Ronno (?)	Olympics
Llama Bowl	MM (p)		Marco (p)	Fiber One
	Alex ®		Allie ®	Bowl
Sisters-In	Tracy ®		Gina  ®	G-Squad
Law Bowl	AJ  ®		Greg ®	Bowl
Algae Bra	Chloe  (s)		Poppy ®	Ninja
Bowl	Bev ®		Heather  ®	Bowl

Round Two:

Marco (s)		AL (p)
	Gina ®		Jlo (s)
	Heather ®		Poppy ®
	UM (s)		Tom (p)
	Mark (s)		AJ (p)
	Greg ®		MM (s)
	Tracy (s)		Bev ®
	Carinne (s)		Tim ®

Round Three:

Greg (s)		Jlo ®
Tracy (p)		Gina (s)
Bev (s)		Heather ®
Tom ®		MM ®
Tim (p)
Carinne (p)

Round Four:

Greg ®
Jlo (p)
Heather (p)		MM gets the Bye
Tim ®
Carinne ®
Tom (s)

Round Five (And then see the newsletter for the winner)

And the (self appointed) Romeo & Juliet of the tournament, Carinne and Jonaid are knocked out!!! Final winner to be announced in the newsletter!!

MM (L)

Jlo (did not answer)

Heather (L)

CPP (Sp)