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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 51 Vol 3

A bit haphazard but the power is going to go out here any second. Everything is flickering. I apologize for any editorial errors!!!

Important Holidays: Nada, but the WN inadvertently did not mention R Jr’s ’50 days until 50’ which was yesterday. Cheers!

Weather:   According to Mr. Groundhog, winter ends this week. So strap on those sneakers, folks, and get to the gym for some spring training. Easter comes late and it’s ultimate egg hunts this year: go gold or go home.  

Urbandictionary word of the day: Cerebral Bulimia

                                                            

Binging and purging of the brain. Can be used as an excuse for not remembering someone’s name.

Bev: So, Alex is coming home this weekend but Cam has to work.

Ron: Who?

Bev: Alex and Cam.

Ron: Who?

Bev: Your children – Alex and Cam.

Ron: Oh- well Cam is vaguely familiar but Alex is unknown. It’s weird, ever since I got the hot tub all I can seem to remember is the hot tub. The hot tub resides at Loire. The hot tub’s birthday is in August. Cerebral bulimia I guess.  

Song of the Week: Vesuvius, Frank Ticheli

Notable Accomplishments:  R Jr saw a space shuttle launch in Florida this week.   

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   If you want to do this as a Mad-Lib, you can, but you don’t have to. Just think of a place/location, then fill in the blank.

You click your heels three times. “There’s no place like ____________.”

FWN Member of the Week: Mark!  

If Mark had to paint his toenails he'd paint them blue. His dream car is a generic convertible sedan, specifically a BMW or Mercedes with the wind in his hair. As a kid, his nickname was 'Hammer' either due to hitting people hard in football, or being hard headed (or those fashionable pants worn during hamma-time? hmmm??). If he were stuck on a desert island with one plug he'd bring a power strip and a whole slew of appliances (laptop, mp3 station, fridge, wine fridge, big screen TV, deep fryer, coffee pot...).

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: C’s Rita’s is open!

Look for more next time,

C. Paige 

carinnie mouse

Official Editor of FWN