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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 9 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Mama’s Day

Weather:  Accuweather Radar offers a 100% chance of gardening, dusting, and vacuuming at LV this Sunday. Everywhere else in the world is questionable.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Unsult

An insult disguised as a compliment.

Alex: Carinne, your natural body odor is quite… perceptible today.

Carinne (not catching the unsult): I know! It’s great!

Song of the Week (brought to you by barson): The Mighty Guins by Kardaz

Notable Accomplishments:  The move to Carinne’s new place was a raging success. Carinne was also flagged as “new in town” and got free bowling passes and a free oil change coupon. Lana broke the window to the Honda; she is now working on the streetcorners to pay off that bill.  Cam started guitar lessons. Alex finished her junior year of college.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   So there's a FWN potluck/tailgate prior to a 20-nothing Pirates game. Whatcha bringin? Assume there are plugs if you need it (crock pot, etc).

FWN Member of the Week: Carinne’s Nissan Altima!

Carinne’s Nissan Altima’s favorite color is black. It currently has three rock stations on pre-set, two pop stations, and one classical station. It enjoys putting the sunroof down and letting its hair blow in the wind. Lastly, it is allergic to cats.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Now taking sign-ups for a safari to collect coyote urine.  

Look for more next time,

C. Paige 

I might need a night light.

Official Editor