Old Guys Gone Wild

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 8 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Cinco de Mayo

Weather:  The editor spent more money in three days than she spends in an entire year. Cutbacks at the FWN are happening; we sorrowfully report that this week’s weather section is currently being re-evaluated. We hope to get some pro-bono weather people here soon; look for it next week.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Child Supervision

When someone younger than you (ie, your child) shows you how to use a new piece of technology. You undergo a “training period” where you receive supervision while operating this item.

The RE Jr technology support line is Carinne’s cell phone number. This number provides a variety of Child Supervision services, including iTunes setup, iPod support, computer support, photo uploading support, and many more.

Song of the Week: The Zombies, Time of the Season

Cigar of the Week (brought to you by MA):  El Mejor (el ma-hor)-- blond colored Nicaraguan wrapper is prettier than slim shady and covers a rich blend of Nicaraguan tobacco. Cigar is medium bodied with pleasant flavors and aromas of cedar and has a creamy buttery texture to the smoke. Cugar is packed with an uncircumcised shaggy foot (the end you light) and a cedar sleve. At less than $3 a stick it is a huge value and taste like cigars costing way more.

Wine of the Week (Brought to you by CP’s budget):  Franzia, Sunset Blush. Perfect if you’re looking for “quantity” over “quality”.

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne got a new car and a new apartment and a new job, all in April. It’s been an epic month. Bev got a Turkey in bowling. Tracy and Lexy will enjoy a nice weekend in NYC; Michael & Ron Jr & Mark will enjoy a nice weekend at Cigar Fest; Bev & Cam & Nate will enjoy a nice weekend in NJ.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  Celebrity Deathmatch.

Tweety Bird v. Tinkerbell

FWN Member of the Week (brought to you by AL): Carinne!

Carinne had a big week to cap off a big month with the purchase of a new 2009 Nissan Altima and moving (Sat.) to a new abode in addition to her new job that she started this month.  Her first purchase for the car was a cable to plug her iPod into the car’s MP3 hook up.  She will miss the on-site laundry the most when she moves but is more excited about having an apartment all by herself. Of course, she will be doing her laundry by banging her clothes against the rocks in the neighboring creek.  And last but not least, her favorite treat at Rita’s is the strawberry or strawberry margarita Gelati.  Congratulations Carinne and good luck on the move this weekend!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Editor has a new address. Feel free to write love letters.

Look for more next time,

Pink Caddy (CP in reverse!)

With the 808 and the rims…

Official Editor