Pretty Fades but Fly is Forever

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 12 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Memorial Day

Weather:  The holiday weekend is known for picnics, laziness, and too much free time that allows boredom to induce bad ideas. Examples: 40 year old dudes doing cartwheels, dogs running around with firecrackers, and the opening season of the “real Jersey shore”. Beware of these crazies or you may catch yourself a girl using a bump-it.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Intexticated

Driving under the influence of texting.

Driving while intexticated is illegal in NJ. Fines upward of $150 are incurred if caught.

Song of the Week: Bad Company, Bad Company

Notable Accomplishments:  Wine festival 2010 was a raging success although UM did get Jonaid to imbibe in a cigar; Wine Festival 2010 continues as Bev and Ron head to CA next week. Cam has prom tonight.  Aunt Lynne passed the test to administer antibiotics. Alex safely made it to Virginia.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Hooray for mad libs! No cheating!

a) Adjective or a state of being (example, broken, green)

b) An action

Ready? Here you go

If it ain’t (adjective) don’t (action) it.

FWN Member of the Week: Tim!

For a healthy start to his day, Tim had brown sugar and cinnamon poptart (an editor favorite. The fiber ones are good too!). His middle name is Andrew. When he cleans his hair, his shampoo is best described as providing "a classic clean that sometimes will leave an ice shine.  Of course, it is the 2-1 shampoo with conditioner to save those precious moments in the morning for sleep." Given the "extra finger vs extra toe" question, he chooses the extra finger, explainine, "Aside from the bonus usage, it would prevent me from needing to buy weird fitting shoes."

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Does anyone realize there’s a Jersey Shore, PA? Who wants to do a spin off?!?! Casting call!!!

Look for more next time,

C. Paige 

Breakfast Elitist

Official Editor