Me Gusta Salsa--The Food and the Dance

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 10 Vol 3

Note: excuse the ghettoness (no pretty colored words, folks!) and welcome the new guest editor-Barson! She apologizes its not pretty, its on her phone cause she's having a drafternoon and has no access to a computer...not that her email is any better. Your regularly scheduled editor will be back next week!

Important holidays (brought to you by BK): May 14: National Dance Like a Chicken Day, May 15: National Chocolate Chip Day, May 16: Wear Purple for Peace Day, May 17: National Pack Rat Day, May 18: International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day, May 19: Frog Jumping Jubilee Day, May 20: Eliza Doolittle Day, May 21: National Memo Day and National Waitress/Waiter Day

Weather: The projected yard work from last week was delayed, and this weekends sunny weather means only one thing! Its raining yard work! So kiddos, grab your shovels and deck-staining paint brushes, this one'll be a doosy!

Word of the Week (brought to you by RE): alcohordination
Poor coordination caused by alcohol consumption.

Alex txting Carinne (sorry, no italics either): Fifferrererer! I've had ONE beer!
Carinne: Seriously, work on your alcohordination. Need I say more?

Song of the Week (brought to you by Deighton): Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkle

Notable Accomplishments: For the first time ever, zero yard work was done on Mothers Day, a new leather couch currently resides in 103's living room and Lana is sad pants from not being allowed on it, Alex survived her first day of jury duty without being picked, Alex also passed all her classes with another 4.0 and she has finally accepted the title of nerd city.

Hypothetical Situation: You are a new actor trying to break into the business. Like so many struggling actors before you, you think your big break is coming when you score a lead in a low budget horror flick (think Jennifer Aniston in "The Leprochaun". Never heard of it? Wonder why.). This movie will invariably end up as a straight-to-video bomb, but you don't know that. What is the title of the movie you star in? Bonus points if you supply a brief plot summary.

FWN Member of the Week: Lana!
Lana is soo sad because nobody plays with her and quite possibly has had the worst week of her life because she is banned from cars (her window-breaking stunts), AND the couch (new leather), AND the deck (staining festivities soon to start). Also, she currently is in her cage and she doesn't know why. Her favorite time of day is whenever everyone is petting her. Or dinnertime.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Anyone willing to donate computer help would be appreciated because the guest editor's computer is circling the drain and is so slow and she doesn't know how to fix it.

Look for more next time,

Barson
The Original Fifferrererer

Special Guest Editor of the Week