Waffle Snob

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 11 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  At some point you'll click "reply all" and then your inbox will be flooded with "out of office memos". You feel popular for about ten seconds when you think you have 10 new messages of legitimate mail but then you realize it's just junk.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Tagger

The southern NJ way of saying “Tiger”. It is in the same line of dialect as “wooder” and frequent use of the word “yo”.

Carinne: (at Oakmont) Tagger! Tagger! Yo Tagger! Have some wooder!

Alex: Tiger! Tiger Woods! Give me an autograph!

Song of the Week (brought to you by RE Jr): U2, Angel of Harlem

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne and Liz were team Mexico in beer Olympics, taking a gold in Flip Cup and a silver in chugging. Alex and RE Jr survived DC. AL saw a Pirates game at Wrigley Field. Carinne has been accepted into a members only breakfast club. For a meager ticket price of $125, Mark, RE Jr, and MJ got over $600 worth of goods at Cigar Fest. Nate played the Tuba in the band concert. Nicole and Tim are in a scavenger hunt for a $15,000 ring. The Del Sol is at the doctor’s – send get well cards.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Nabisco is creating a line of hair dyes and is going to create a color to mimic yours. Being a food company, they want to relate the color to a food. What do you name your shade? Ex, popcorn butter blonde. Doity Joisey Water Brunette.

FWN Member of the Week: Tom!

If you see Tom in his dream car, he'll be cruising in a 1970 rt challenger in plum crazy purple. The last time he showered was yesterday. Lunch today was a turkey sandwich and yogurt. Lastly, if Jerry Springer and Maury got into a fight, his money would be on JS because he has bodyguards. 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Wine-os unite!

Look for more next time,

C. Paige 

Breakfast Elitist

Official Editor