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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 13 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Pap Birthday

Weather:  Cheers, cheers for old high! You bring the whiskey, I’ll bring the wine! Send some Freshmen out for Gin and don’t let the sober sophomores in. Juniors never stagger, Seniors never fall!

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Football Minute

When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.

Barson: I’ll be ready in a minute!

Ron (to Greggy, as he is waiting): Want a cold one? It’s a football minute.

Song of the Week: Major Tom, Shiny Toy Guns

Notable Accomplishments:  Bev and Ron are tearing up wine country. Well wishes to Tom who is in the hospital. UM/T/Lexy & the Real Housewives of Hanover are heading on vacation this week. Nicole is headed to Put in Bay.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Which family would you choose to be a part of?

a)      The Jetsons (JFWN?)

b)      The Flintstones (FFWN?)

c)      The Griffins (GFWN?)

d)      The Simpsons (SFWN?)

e)       The Eric Cartman family?

FWN Member of the Week: Nate C.!

Nate didn’t respond to the newsletter questionnaire… Newsletter texts… Newsletter facebook (jk)... So he is an enigma. Yay nate

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: It’s been six years since CP’s HS graduation.  

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Breakfast Elitist

Official Editor