Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 4 Vol 3
Today's issue is brought to you from the swimming pool at Cancun.
Important Holidays: Good Friday, Easter, Tom's Birthday
Weather: Mass text messaging will commence in the 4-1-2 as the phones will be turned on again in the near future.
Urbandictionary word of the day: The Runs
a) The direct result of too much spanish food
b) A good hand in pinochle
c) Something the Pittsburgh Pirates never get
NC and CJ had so many runs this week that they fill the quota of the runs needed for Pittsburgh as a whole (mostly from (a) but fulfilling (b,c) also). Don’t anticipate any RBIs for the Buccos, folks.
Song of the Week (Brought to you by AK): Super Nova, Sin ti Soy Un Fantasma
Cigar of the Week (brought to you by RE): Cohiba Ropusto Habana
Notable Accomplishments: Cam and Nate won the body surfing contest; Carinne and Alex are kicking butt at pinochle. Alex is the most tan. Nate is the most sunburned. Bev survived changing towels with iguanas sitting next to the towel change place. Cameron did his first shot (any guesses as to what it is????).
Hypothetical Situation of the Week (Brought to you by NC): Knock-knock. Who's there?
FWN Member of the Week: Epic fail on the editor's part to ask Tom about his birthday in time, so it's Jose, the bartender at the pool bar.
Jose is 24 and just got married three months ago. He has never been to the US although he speaks English. He made carinne a red-eye and a bizarre drink with sour mix & spicy mix with corona poured on top; he made Alex a drink that looks like a Mexican flag. He is currently wearing a hairnet.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Nada
Look for more next time,
El Moolah
Senioritas and Margaritas
Official Editor
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