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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 7 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  It's a potluck weather week - so just show up to the party but make sure you bring something (Lightning cupcakes? Thunderin' Chili? Snowball cookies? Tsunami Punch?) and let's just see what happens.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of clean underwear.

See also: Granny Panties

Alex: Nate... I see your boxers... Wait... They have Sylvester Stallone on them? Bleh your famine underwear.

Nate: Famine underwear?! They're my best pair!

Song of the Week: Electric Six, High Voltage

Cigar of the Week (brought to you by MA): Cinco Vegas Classic 5-55 Square Pressed Robusto -- Cigar is truly eye candy sporting a reddish brown Ecuador Sumatra Wrapper with a very rigid square pressed shape of 5.5 inches by 55 ring gauge (did that get all you girls attention???).  Solid feel in the hand (okay, easy now) and a wonderful earthy pre light aroma.  Cigar lights and burns pure every time and emits plumes of rich aromatic smoke.  Cigar is medium bodied and has a medium strength level and the flavors include sweet earthy nuances, some cedar, a smooth cream note and Island spice on the finish.  For a cigar that retails in the $3 to $4 dollar range, it is an incredible value, and can be had through discounters for as little as $2 a smoke.  Filler tobaccos are from Nicaragua and this is just another cigar from Nicaragua that is pleasing and nice to smoke.  These are made by Nestor Placencia and are rolled on the thighs of Virgins in his Nicaraguan factory.  It is also rumored that there is much singing and dancing and rum swilling at the after work parties at the factory and though many of the girls are Virgins, they simply are not very good at it.  Give this smoke a try!!

Wine of the Week (New! Brought to you by RE Jr): Mutietta's Well 2005 Meritage, $10.99 at the state store

Notable Accomplishments:  MM’s cataract surgery went well. Carinne got the apartment she was looking into and will be moving next weekend.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  Fill in the blank:

 

An ___________ a day keeps the doctor away.

FWN Member of the Week: Liz!

If Liz had to have an extra finger or an extra toe, she'd have an extra finger so she could be a concert pianist. She turned 24 two weeks ago. She had not eaten breakfast at the time of the questionnaire but had full intentions to devour Captain Crunch with Berries. Lastly, she'd rather wear a pro tennis outfit than a pro golf outfit to church (with pantyhose).

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Now accepting all furniture and vehicle donations in NJ.

Look for more next time,

Pink Caddy (CP in reverse!)

Jeezoman Pirates.

Official Editor