Bangerang

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 5 Vol 3

I apologize for the recent delays in issue publications. Many changes have caused turmoil in the editor’s life, causing delays.

Important Holidays: RE Jr Birthday

Weather:  Just look out your window, alright? Either bring an umbrella and wear a jacket, or don’t. Enough already.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Ninjets, or Minjas

Midget ninjas.

CP (In HH): I’m terrified of those Ninjets. All of a sudden I look down and my beer is gone – a Ninjet ran off and took it.

RE Jr: Hmm, that’s suspicious.

(AK Runs up and takes the beer while Carinne is talking to RE Jr)

CP: Dang minjas!!!

Song of the Week: The Abominables, Diamantes

Cigar of the Week (brought to you by RE): Partagas double coronoa EMS. A standard (although RE submitted it as STD, like Chlamydia) in the industry. Good to the last puff.

Notable Accomplishments:  Customs was successfully dominated by the family. Lexy returned from Georgia.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  If a man speaks in the forest and no one is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

FWN Member of the Week: RE Jr

Dad had a turkey sandwich and potato chips for lunch, made in the LV kitchen. The most recent alcoholic beverage he drank was scotch and soda (Johnny Walker… old man anyone?). His shampoo can be described as yellow, smelling fru-fru-ish, but cleans his hair well. And lastly, his favorite part of vacation was laying in the hammock between two palm trees on Isla Mujeres (translates to, island of the woman) while drinking a corona.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Bella Swan: Sort of like herpes, permanent and depressing.

Look for more next time,

El Moolah

Senioritas and Margaritas

Official Editor