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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 38 Vol 2

Important Holidays: n/a

Weather:  No, that’s not a delayed meteor shower, nor is it lightning in the distance – it’s the flashes of many hundreds of photos Carinne is taking this weekend as she got a new camera. Stalkerazzi.

Special Holiday Section: Responses to the “favorite reindeer” survey, including some comments. We had sixteen total responses.

Blitzen baby! 31.25% “But you gotta watch his girlfriend Vixen as I think after Blitzen passes out, Donner comes sniffing around...........”

Comet (???) 18.75% “I like him because it reminds me of the cleanser and the dog from fullhouse.”

12.5 %Rudolph “His red nose is clearly a sign that he is a functioning alcoholic like the rest of us.....”

12.5% Vixen 12.5%

Prancer (vomit), 12.5%

6.25% Cupid “He spreads the love” (wonder who said that one)

6.25% Olive

Urbandictionary word of the day: airplane mode

When someone cuts themselves off from the world by not logging on to Facebook or checking their cell phones/email. Usually occurs after a breakup or a rough work week.

HH has a default airplane mode setting as cell phones don’t work there.

Song of the Week: Sleigh Ride, Leroy Anderson

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne/Alex beat Cam/Nate at beer pong. Anna/Nate were set to battle the wishbone, but R Jr destroyed it (rehh rehh pfpfpfp). Lana enjoyed Thanksgiving, and enjoyed waking Alex up in the middle of the night when she had to go to the bathroom. Carinne did not “boo” any national anthem singers this week. Several family members won the swim team lottery raffle.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  What Christmas (or other holiday song) would you like to re-make? (Assume you sound fantastic, just how you want to. Feel free to pull in a famous back-up band for behind you) Maybe we’ll all combine forces and create a “very merry FWN christmas” album!

FWN Member of the Week: Pot Roast on Carinne’s Desk!

Carinne’s pot roast was the first meal she cooked in her crock pot. Included with the roast are potatoes, apples, red/green/yellow peppers, carrots, and onions. A bottle of pinot noir (courtesy of R Jr) was drank while devouring the pot roast. The pot roast is currently in its fourth day of leftoverville, but is still delicious.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Naughty or Nice?

Look for more next time,

Candy Cane

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Official Editor