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Family Weekly Newsletter

Special Early Edition due to the Holiday

Issue 40 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Christmas Eve, Christmas

Weather:  Twas the night after drafternoon, and all through the pub, all the kegs were empty, including the bud. Ron on the trivia and Carinne on the floor, a good time was had in this bar they adore. Have safe holidays, all.

  

Urbandictionary word of the day: Christmasochist

Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities (secret santa, caroling), despite feeling painfully awkward at these events.

Greggy is a Christmasochist as every time he hangs out with Alex in the months of December and July, he’s subjected to mass amounts of holiday music that pain his ears.

Song of the Week: Sleigh Ride, KT Tunstall

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam built a ramp in the yard for his snowboard. Lana remember what snow was after trying to snort it for awhile. Alex and Greggy made it to New York City, defying the fury of the weather gods. Greggy finished his Christmas shopping three days before Christmas. AL/T got a new car. UM had to break into his house by kicking down the doorknob when locked out. Lexy had a successful choral concert this week.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  You’re out of cookies and milk. What food item + drink do you put out instead?

Editor: Pretzels and beer

FWN Member of the Week: Trailblazer!

The trailblazer is seven years old.  Its favorite passenger is Bevie, because she shows it the most driving love (and least favorite is Lana). Cancun is the Trailblazer’s dream vacation but this year it has to stay home due to other obligations. Comet is the favorite reindeer for obvious reasons.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Coal? Or tricks?

Look for more next time,

The Paris Hilton of Trenton

() () () coal in my stocking

Official Editor