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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 33 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Mole Day (it’s 6.02x10^23 yo!), Barry’s Birthday, Belated Marco’s birthday

Weather: Dalton’s Law states that the total pressure exerted by a mixture of gases is equal to the sum of the partial pressures of the gases. As this pressure shifts it causes massive changes in temperature and humidity and a possible debris cloud (in extreme circumstances). Unfortunately gaseous pressure is at a maximum this week and will cause massive digestion difficulties. Suggest Depends in case of a debris cloud and working with peers on your courtesy fart policy (see WOTD).

Urbandictionary word of the day: courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrassed, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart. This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievably nasty your azz is.

REP JR courtesy farts his own farts.

Song of the Week: Van Morrison, Moondance

Notable Accomplishments:  Welcome, Marco and Heather, to the PFWN! Last week, Hanover Parks/REP Jr family and friends drank one of every beer at KClinger’s tavern (appx 35 beers).

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Alright, everyone’s favorite, celebrity deathmatch. Who do you put your money on?

Darth Vader, Don Corleone, Uma Thurman?  

FWN Member of the Week: Barry!

Trick or treat? Barry picks treat. His high school mascot was a Tiger (booo NA). His shampoo is best described as smooth and silky. A memorable Halloween costume for Barry was when he was either a cowboy or army man, he can’t really remember (so it’s not so memorable I guess).

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Boogie boogie boogie boogie

Look for more next time,

C-rin 

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Official Editor