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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 31 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Ali’s birthday, Canada’s Thanksgiving

Weather: It’s the last two weeks before holiday season officially begins with Halloween candy, t-giving, and Christmas. The system may alleviate some pressure in the waist-al region if you take salad/healthy precautions; however mass bloating and bulging may occur if these warnings aren’t heeded.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  (brought to you by R Jr) Burghetto

Talking, typing, behaving, and other actions that identify you as being from both the ghetto and Pittsburgh.

Bev: Yinz are all goin’ down to Chauncy’s n at to get some Arn City and some homies?

Alex: Stop being Burghetto. You’re from the suburbs.

Bev: True dat. You can take a girl outta da Burghetto butcha can’t take the Burghetto out of the girl!

An actual email from R, demonstrating Burghetto-ness: Yinz dserv it n@

Song of the Week: Nancy Sinatra, These Boots are Made for Walking

Notable Accomplishments:  Bev had her highest bowling score ever with a 177 last night. Carinne wasn’t arrested this week! Well wishes to Poppy who is in the hospital.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Would you rather:

a)      Only be able to bathe in a river behind your house (no indoor shower use at all)

b)     Speak English, but only be able to write in Spanish (so you can’t speak in Spanish, or write in English)

c)      Become completely color blind (you only see black and white)

d)     Have feet and hands 2x the size they are now? So if you’re a shoe size 8, you’d be a 16…

FWN Member of the Week: Alison!

If Ali were to be a pro athlete, she would want to be a tennis player for the cute outfits, running after a small ball, and loud grunting. The last song played on her iPod was Wishing Well by the Airborne Toxic Event. “Doc” is the dwarf (from snow white and the seven dwarves) that she most relates to because, duh, she’s going to be a doctor. Ali’s favorite stretch is the one that stretches the piriformis muscle.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Requesting to continue the group discussion on Halloween costume ideas. CP can create you song-of-the-week CDs if you’re interested, you may have to pay postage to receive the CD, but let her know! They make great gifts!

Look for more next time,

C-rin

It’s Awktober

Official Editor