Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 30 Vol 2
Important Holidays: NHL season begins
Weather: As it is formally Awktober, anticipate some poor life decisions that will likely result you doing the following:
a) Making a finger moustache
b) Making finger sideburns
c) Giving up on the common convention known as “pants”
Just be prepared. It’s recommended to pre-plan your awkward moment escape route (via the above a, b, c, or possibly other)
Urbandictionary word of the day: ShyPod
Being hesitant about sharing the contents of your iPod.
We’ve all got them… Those songs you don’t want to admit to… Feel free to offer yours…
Alex: Carinne isn’t the least bit ShyPod about the fact that she has six versions of “total eclipse of the heart,” but I think she should be.
Song of the Week: Andrea Bocelli, Con Te Partiro
Notable Accomplishments: The editor hath returneth! Christine, Nicole, Bev survived their first night on the “Unbowlievable Hef and the Girls Next Door” bowling team. Cam sprained his wrist.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Armed with your sciencey magnifying glass, you discover a new strain of insects. What do you name it?
FWN Member of the Week: Liz!!!
Liz responded to the questionnaire with a humble, “I’m awesome. Glad we are finally acknowledging that.” To continue, if she trick or treats at a house with crunch bars, snickers, and hershey’s she’d pick the snickers. One Halloween in elementary school, she was a Native American. Her high school mascot was the “bombers”, which is a great precursor to the Gettysburg Bullets. The background of Liz’s computer is the sun setting behind the mountains.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Let’s have a group discussion on Halloween costume ideas.
Look for more next time,
C-rin
It’s Awktober
Official Editor
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