Sparklers & Watermelon

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 17 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Independence Day, Chloe’s Birthday

Weather:  We’ll see a system of sparklers in the upcoming days in the area; just be wary that you don’t inadvertently burn any hair off. Also keep all firecrackers away from strollers and anything else flammable in a garage.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Running Latte

Running late for work/school because you stopped for coffee on the way.

Tracy would frequently be running latte, but because she’s a pro at maneuvering the Starbucks drive through, that rarely happens.

Song of the Week: Thriller, Michael Jackson

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate had a two mile open water swim. His time was 51 minutes, a huge improvement from the 1:07 from last year. Christine, Nicole, and Bev touched the Stanley Cup. Ron Sr & Jr and Bev talked to Kent Tekulve last night at the Pirates game. Most recipients of the newsletter are off tomorrow, woohoo! MM got a new computer, let’s see if she gets the newsletter on said new computer. Reports from facebook are in; as of Sunday UM was never drinking again (ever). ~57 days until Cam gets home.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You get a real life "get out of jail free" card. What does yours say? (ex, "get out of taxes free this year" card. AK mentioned in Issue 9 Vol 2, “Get a Beer Free” card) It only applies 1x, so it cannot be repeated.

FWN Member of the Week: Chloe!

Chloe’s homepage is google, and the last song she listened to on her iPod was Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show. Her shoe size is 7 and her favorite dessert is bread pudding with whiskey sauce.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Mail your PWN armed forces some love.. Cam and Ali have addresses in the army. This is applicable until the end of July.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Emitremmus

Official Editor