Bathroomez Moi

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 18 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Mum’s Birthday, Cam’s Birthday, Mum Mum’s Birthday

Weather:  A booze bamboozlement will take place in Pittsburgh… Hold on to your livers and your porcelain gods this weekend. You’ll need ‘em both.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  cart cowboy 

 The last of the wild frontiersmen. Riders of the asphalt plains, herding the silver buffalo. A tough breed, accustomed to all types of hardships, including low pay, long hours, the occasional trampling by a wayward "silver buffalo". A vanishing breed, being replaced by the electronic cart pushers.

RE Jr and MJ have yearly sibling Olympics, both aiming for the title of Grocery Store God. Challenges include coupon savings and cart cowboying.

Song of the Week: (brought to you by CJ) Whiskey in the Jar, Metallica

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne ordered six beers at the bar and only got charged for three of them. Bev found Carinne’s long lost sunglasses (and she has been rewarded by being FWNMOTW). AL has mastered the art of jury duty escapism; she was not chosen. UM survived a vicious game of Badminton. UM/CP rocked at Bocce last weekend. R JR/MM survived a wine tasting at Narcisi Winery. No FWN members have reported firework or alcohol related injuries from the holiday weekend. ~49 days until CJ returns.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: What game show would you like to be a contestant on? Can be past or present. This does not include reality TV shows (so no survivor, biggest loser, dancing with the stars, etc. You will get vetoed and shunned if you try to pull that one.).

FWN Member of the Week: Bev!

Bev’s background is a collage of her children and Lana-dog (created by yours truly). This morning on the radio, she heard the song, “Hot Rod Lincoln,” and sang along every word. For breakfast, Bev planned on eating bagels and donuts. If she was fluent in any other language of her choice she’d pick Japanese, so she could understand them at Disneyworld when they said things other than “Meeky Mouse”.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: You want mint for pillow?

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Emitremmus

Official Editor