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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 16 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Tracy’s Birthday, Canada Day

Weather:  We’ve finally reached that heat wave status, where, if not air conditioned properly, people will run to the streets yelling “It’s getting hot in herre”, and subsequently take off all of their clothes. Protect yourself from this heat wave by not wearing deodorant; that will keep most of those naked screaming crazies at bay.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Rescue Chip

The chip you use to fish out the pieces of your original chip that broke apart the dip.

Blimpie’s rescue chip is a spoon.

Song of the Week: Eric Clapton, Layla

Notable Accomplishments:  MM’s surgery went well (e-get well cards encouraged) and Poppy is enjoying in-patient rehab. Lexy returned from Georgia, UM returned from Pittsburgh. Nate had his first driving lesson, Carinne is counting down the days until he can legally pick her drunk azz up from the bar. Nate also cooked steaks on the grill. ~55 days until Cam’s return.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: In light of recent “bizarre competitions”, such as extreme ironing and texting through obstacle courses, you are creating your own bizarre competition. You may choose to invent something you would actually be a contender in. What is it? This may be inspiration for next year’s Sibling Olympics.

FWN Member of the Week: Tracy!

Tracy’s homepage is currently msn.com. Her favorite letter of the alphabet is B, and her favorite dessert is cheesecake. The most recent beverage she drank was a diet pepsi.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nate has a 2 mile open water swim upcoming this weekend.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Emitremmus

Official Editor