Waffle Hizzle

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 21 Vol 2

Important Holidays: None

Weather:  The gods have displayed that, while it is perfectly acceptable to get sand in every orifice, it is completely distasteful to get sand in your beverage. So good weather will ensue under the condition that this epic party foul is prohibitied. 

Urbandictionary word of the day:  dudevorce

When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

Wayne and Garth have a classic dudevorce in Wayne's World. (Party time, excellent!)

Song of the Week: See HSOTW

Notable Accomplishments:  FWN welcomes Ali back to the electronic version - welcome back from boot camp! Alex did well on her employee review at work. Nate finished long course swimming. Cameron passed his physical training and rifle tests. ~28 days until Cameron returns. Lexy survived roller coasters at Hershey Park. Carinne successfully moved to a new house. 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You're the FWN Editor. What is the Song of the Week? 

You can pick a favorite song, a song you really like today - or if you're at a loss for either of those (or there's just too many), pick the most recent song you remember hearing, either on the radio, iPod, or TV, etc.

FWN Member of the Week: Nicole!

Nicole's favorite candy/candy bar is a Mallo Cup. Her favorite stretch goes a bit like this: she'll lay down and cross her legs over to each side and crack her tailbone. When given the choice of "no shirt" or "no shoes", she explains that if it's a hot guy she picks "no shirt" but for herself she picks "no shoes". Her computer desktop is currently a picture of her and her mother.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

McCarinne Mc Sunburn

Emitremmus

Official Editor