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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 20 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Greggy’s Birthday, Christmas in July, MM/P Anniversary

Weather: What better time of year to send some holiday cheer! So bust out the holiday music, the reindeer boxers, and some frozen egg nog for daquiris. Who cares?!?! Celebrate holiday style on the deck! Ugly X-mas Swimsuit Time!!!

Urbandictionary word of the day:  BAMF

(acronym defined by R) Bad a__ mother fu__ers. It is used to describe people and things that are tough, hardcore, awesome^2, etc.

BAMF is the first slang term R knew and B did not. (true story)

Snow and skiing in July would be extremely BAMF.

Song of the Week: Jimmy Buffet, Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rhum

Notable Accomplishments:  Bev’s birdfeeder is attracting hummingbirds. Nate got 8^th place in the 800 meter event (32 laps for you non swimmers). R Jr and Nate changed the muffler on the Del Sol. R Jr is now the President of the swim team parents. UM/T & Lexy are roller coastin’ it up at Hershey Park today. Poppy moved back home from inpatient therapy.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: In honor of UM/T/L at the theme park… You’re the owner of a theme park. You’re naming your new roller coaster. What’s the name?

FWN Member of the Week: Greggy!

Greg’s current ringtone is Vibrate. For dessert, he most enjoys ranch Doritos. His middle name is Thomas and if he were stuck on a desert island with one plug and one appliance he’d bring his Big Screen TV. (Too bad they don’t get cable! Maybe you can rig a satellite up with coconuts and palm trees.) Greggy was not asked about his favorite reindeer but he should have been.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Santa’s Watching. Always watching. (creeper)

Look for more next time,

carinne

too much drinky drinky eggnoggy

Official Editor