Bad Hair Days Be Gone!!!

Family Weekly Newsletter 

Issue 12 Vol 1

Important Holidays:  Stanley Cup Playoffs Continue

Weather: Rainy with a touch of grouchy pants. Hopefully job offers are in the vicinity.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Early Nerd Special

Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

"I'd like one adult ticket to the Early Nerd Special of 'Star Wars Episode 3'."

Song of the week: Summertime, Janis Joplin

Notable Accomplishments: Team Sober came in first place in family bocce last weekend. The losing teams were UM & Homeless kid that goes to random parties (formerly, team Married), and team Hat. Commentators Alex and Carinne have received commentating awards for being amazing.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  If Bud Light were to do a “Real Men of Genius” commercial based on you, what would your title be? (For example, past ones have been, Mr Egg Nog Inventor, Mr Way-Too-Proud of Texas Guy, Mr Moped Super-Upper) Bonus points if you write lyrics to the song they’d sing about you.

Family Member of the Week: Cameron!!!!

Cam’s favorite kind of dessert is chocolate pudding. If he had to re-do any movie as the lead actor, he’d be in The Matrix. Cam’s favorite breakfast is waffles. Cam’s dream vacation is (Nate answered for him, it is to the north pole, so he can meet santa) Haiti.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

Carinne 

Now I’m no better than your average homeless girl.

Someone sign me up for welfare.

College Class of 2008