kind of a lame issue

Family Weekly Newsletter 

Issue 13 Vol 1

Important Holidays:  It’s a really boring week, folks. Nuthin.

Weather: Good god it’s hot. Hot. Hot. There will be a bikini and awkward old guy in a speedo frenzy in the northeast. Surround yourself with popsicles. Preferably ones with vodka in them.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Undisclosed Recipient

Mum mum’s alias of people she sends mass e-mails to.

Because all of Mum-Mum’s friends are secret agents, if their true identities were ever to be revealed, they would self-destruct. The Undisclosed Recipient function therefore prevents this from happening.

Song of the week: The Scorpions with the Berlin philharmonic orchestra, Hurricane 2000… Listen to this. Even if you don’t usually listen to the song of the week, try this one. You won’t regret it – it’s cool.

Notable Accomplishments: Nate and Cam are done with school, hooray! They are now both officially high school students. Carinne got gas for $3.89/gal and was excited about it (how awful is that). Current pinochle rankings are carinne&alex: 17  old parents: 13.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  You’re in a public bathroom (not a urinal, a stall). After you do your biznass, you realize there’s no toilet paper in your stall. You really need some. What do you do?

Family Member of the Week: Nate!

Nate’s favorite movie is, he doesn’t know, so cam answered “bambi” for him. His favorite class is math. For lunch today, he ate cottage cheese. The last time he showered was “sometime yesterday”. If he could be a pro athlete at any sport, he would be professional golfer.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Now I’m no better than your average homeless girl.

Someone sign me up for welfare.

College Class of 2008