Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 11 Vol 1
By guest editor Alex because of Carinne's vacation
Early edition because of those travelling tomorrow!
Important Holidays: Carinne's graduation!!
Weather: Parties all throughout college. Precipitation will be a mixture
of every and all alcohol, with a strong tear advisory. So ladies, bring
your hankies!
Urbandictionary word of the day: iPhone-a-friend
The act of using a regular cell phone to get information by calling
someone who is sitting at a computer and can surf the internet by proxy.
"We are hopelessly lost. I'll just use my iPhone-a-friend and my mom can
get us directions from Google Maps."
"When are you going to get a real iPhone, you cheap ass?"
Song of the week: Face Down, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Notable Accomplishments: Carinne is done lying on the beach getting a
tan for a week; she also gets to participate in the graduation ceremony
and a million other things this upcoming weekend. Alex got a 4.0 spring
semester, but is still unemployed so GPA doesn't actually matter.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: If you could have either a
beautiful, healthy large front lawn and a messy, unkempt, dirty interior
of the house or a beautiful interior to your house but your lawn and
outside of the house was overrun and a mess, which do you pick?
Family Member of the Week: Aunt Lynne! (I couldn't remember who has
been picked and who hasn't so she gets to go twice!)
Aunt Lynne has lived in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware, and Indiana.
Her favorite actor is Skrek. On her last vacation she went on a cruise
to San Juan, Dominican Republic, St. Tomas, and Haiti and her favorite
season is summer because it's vacation time!
Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)
Classifieds: Alex apologizes for not being as creative as the usual
newsletters, or as colorful, my e-mail is pretty ghetto.
Look for more next time by the real FWN journalist, Carinne!
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