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Family Weekly Newsletter 

Issue 10 Vol 1

Important Holidays:  Penguins Playoffs 

Weather:  Corona showers. Forecast of a Stanley cup.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Shituation

1.        A bad situation

2.       A dramatic, usually negative happening, resulting in utter shit in one’s life.

An awful shituation in Philadelphia was in when the Penguins jersey got placed on their Rocky Balboa statue.

Song of the week: Foo Fighters, The Pretender

Notable Accomplishments:  Lexy’s cheerleading team got 20^th place in worlds. That’s awesome. Getting invited was an honor within itself. Jessica leaves on the 17^th.  Penguins are going to win tonight. Lana is the happiest dog in the world because Alex is home. Last night was the wine-fest that the kids got Bev & Ron for Christmas. They had 300 wineries and Bev sampled 299 of them. Direct quote, 9pm: Ron (calls carinne): We’re having no fun. No fun at all. So much of no fun, your mother can’t even stand anymore.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  Door #1, 2, or 3?

Family Member of the Week: Michael!!!

The last thing michael drank was carlos rossi chardonnay out of a box, with hardees family box of fried chicken. If he had to listen to only one band from now until forever, it would be Green day. He hates lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and mushrooms. His favorite vaca was Disney as a kid and his honeymoon cruise as an adult.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds: Carinne needs someone to write the newsletter next week. To be sent out on Thursday. Contact her if you’re interested.

Carinne leaves at 7am tomorrow (Saturday) with no access to e-mail. Please don’t send forwarded messages because they will fill her inbox and close her account.

Any ideas on what I should get my room mates for a Graduation Gift?

Look for more next time,

Carinne

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

College Class of 2008