Love Potion #9

Family Weekly Newsletter 

Issue 11 Vol 1

Important Holidays:  Memorial Day, Stanley Cup Games, Hospital Visits

Weather: Ladies and gents, it’s an American flag spandex shorts kind of event!!! A weekend of burgers and a front of beer is upcoming. The system is flooded with picnics and drunken hockey fans, be sure to bring out your face masks because it could get ugly. Review your evacuation plans in case of a riot.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  gullible

The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.

I swear, gullible is not there.

Song of the week: Coldplay, Violet Hill

Notable Accomplishments:  Special shout out to Alex for her phenomenal job with the newsletter last week. Alex has not only one, but two jobs. Nate won the Nate v Lexy wing eating competition, go Nate, pick on someone your own age next time? Just kidding. It’s alright, Carinne beat him in Pac-Man. Carinne’s tan lines are fading. Depression is ensuing.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  So let’s say you’re standing outside of your hotel room. It is 4am, you’re just back from the bar (did I mention you’d been drinking a lot? You’re not sure if those are car headlights on the horizon or if it’s dawn. What’s the difference, they’re both really bright lights). Inside the place where you insert your key to unlock the door is a little card that reads, “Privacy please.” Do you:

a)      Think that your room mates need privacy and sleep elsewhere (the hall? In the hammock by the outdoor pool?)

b)     Try for about half an hour and not understand why your key won’t go in the key hole, then go down to the front desk and tell them your key doesn’t work

c)      You rip the privacy sign out of the key hole, ignore it, and go in anyway, likely making a lot of noise

d)      Other???

Family Member of the Week: Poppy!!

Poppy’s favorite dessert is Coconut Crème Pie. His favorite movie is Somewhere In Time. When he played basketball in high school, his jersey was #9 (hey! Great things happen with that number!!) and he was captain all four years. His first real job was at Pullman Standard (what is that?).

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds: Carinne is looking for someone to clean out the garage for her… Always remember you are welcome to send in announcements at any point during the week for any section on the newsletter.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Now I’m no better than your average homeless girl.

Someone sign me up for welfare.

College Class of 2008