Friday, September 2, 2011

Beware of Beer Monster

Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 25 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: Alex's Birthday (yesterday – apologies, had anticipated doing an 'Early Edition'), Hot Tub's Birthday, Labor Day

 

Weather:   The stars are aligned for an unfortunate scenario – the Ten Lords a Leaping will appear this Labor Day. Just hope you don't run into them while they only have nine Lords a Leaping; they can be awfully convincing in their recruitment, and let's face it, you don't look that great in man tights.  

 

Urbandictionary word of the day (brought to you by Lexy): Planking

 

Laying your body completely flat, arms on the side, in random places such as park benches like so:

>--|-o

Typically, you photo yourself, and upload instantly to facebook and other social media.

 

Lexy almost got grounded for planking at a dangerous location.  

 

Song of the Week: See below

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Marco and Heather got hitched!!! Nate has started his college tours. Carinne found some NJ soccer badges at the track. Alex started her internship. Cam is in a relationship.

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   It's a repeat HSOTW, but I do like this one.

 

You're editor of the FWN (feel free to strut around for awhile, editors do that ya know). What is your song-of-the-week?

 

FWN Member of the Week: Barson!

 

Alex's favorite letter of the alphabet is A and she "likes that big A and little a look different". If she had to own a non-traditional pet, she would own a cheetah. If working for a newspaper she'd author the horoscope section. Reportedly her coffee is basically a cappuccino as she takes it with "A LOT" of sugar and flavored creamer.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Nada  

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor

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