Storm's a-Brewin'

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 24 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: Mark's Birthday

 

Weather:   Weather forecasters are saying a hurricane of this magnitude is a "once in a lifetime event". Most of NJ has been evacuated and multiple public transportation options have been closed. So stock up on your liquor, make your iPod hurricane playlist, and buckle down. It's a summertime snowday (hollicane?).

 

Urbandictionary word of the day (brought to you by AJ & MM): Frinend

 

Someone you really like to drink a lot with. Antonym of Frinenemy, someone you either do not drink a lot with and/or pour your drinks on.

 

[BeerBook Request]: You have been Frinended by AJ! Please click yes or no to affirm you do or do not like to drink a lot with this person.

 

Song of the Week: Ella Fitzgerald, Ill Wind (You're blowing me no good)

 

Notable Accomplishments:  BK joined a beer club. AL's photo has been chosen as a finalist in a work competition.   Carinne and MM beat UM and Jonaid at Bocce. Carinne got free tickets to Trenton Thunder. Steve Jobs iRetired this week.

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   SAT Prep! Analogy time! Fill in the blank!

 

Werewolves are to a full moon what _____ is to hurricane.  

 

FWN Member of the Week: Mark!

 

Mark's college major was business & economics. In high school, his favorite activity he was a part of was football. The most recent alcoholic beverage that he partook in was an East End Pedal Pale Ale that he is actually currently still enjoying (drafternoon, anyone?) Lastly, if given the choice of living under water or in space, he'd pick space, because asteroids are easier to dodge than sharks.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Nada  

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor