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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 28Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: First Day of Fall

 

Weather:   Let's check out the extended forecast. As we can see from the Doppler Radar beer showers are imminent along with bolts of Goldschlager in southern regions. Out west a doozy is brewing as Hurricane Hot Tub will hit with a vengeance.

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Spending Amnesia

 

Trying to recall where you spent all of your money. Can be alcohol-induced.

 

UM: (doing bills) You spent $72 at Starbucks?!

Tracy: I did? Let me check the number of times I checked in there last month. But hey mister look below – you spent $200 at the Moose? Their beers are fifty cents!

UM: HMM… I'll have to check my facebook statuses to see what that night was all about… March 3^rd ehh… Looks like a case of spending amnesia. Must be contagious.  

Tracy: Yeah. I'll call the doctor.

 

Song of the Week: Breathe, Faith Hill

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Send RE Jr get well cards (or get well stogies) as he had a hip replacement. He is making great strides and hopes to be home earlier than expected. Lexy's cheer team won the competition at the game last weekend. Maryland Wine Festival was another raging success even though the raging rapids hit with torrential downpours during the event.   

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Would you rather have to walk into the bathroom of the opposite gender OR dress up like the opposite gender? Please note both circumstances would occur in public.

 

FWN Member of the Week: Tim!  

 

Tim's mile running speed varies depending on who is chasing him, but on average it's about 10 minutes. His dream car is an Aston Martin. The first person he ever saw live in concert was Van Halen at their Live Right Now tour. Lastly, if he could be a guest on any TV show he'd pick Man vs Food because he's very hungry right now and enjoys eating a lot.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Hangover Helper, now available in Minty Morning flavor. A greasy addition to make your hangovers go away. Buy in the next twelve seconds to get an additional box FREE! Just pay s&h.

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

grape expectations

Official Editor