Meanwhile, back in [your name]town

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 29Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: RE Jr/BK Anniversary

 

Weather:   This week's forecast comes with French fries, French toast, Swiss Miss hot chocolate, and a side of kraut. 20% off if you're in lederhosen.    

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Engayed

 

Term for when gay couples become engaged or planning to get married.

 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie refuse to get married until everyone can, ie, everyone can get engayed and ultimately married.

 

Song of the Week: Suckers, It Gets Your Body Moving

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam pledged a fraternity and got promoted to a Specialist in the military. RE Jr is doing great with his new hip – he was out of the hospital early and is already back on the brew horse. Gina's son Ryan got his first shiner due to a gym class collision. Gina's notable un-accomplisment of the week was drinking a bottle of wine while watching Jersey Shore. Greggy is going through multiple interviews.

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Using your initials (either first and last name or all three initials), come up with a pro-sports team for a city. It should be a real city, but the sports team can be made up or, if you're lazy, real.

 

For example DL = Detroit Lions (lazy)

Or

DL = Dallas Leggings – women's dance team. 

 

FWN Member of the Week: Brandi!!!  

 

Brandi's middle name is Rene. As a kid, she loved being a witch for Halloween because her mom has a mole on her face (not on her nose) and when she dressed up like a witch she could have a mole just like her. In high school her favorite class was chemistry (!!!) because all of her friends were in the same class, her teacher talked like Ben Stein, and they spent the period imitating him (and reportedly, Brandi has a very disruptive laugh according to Mr. Chem Teacher). If she had to dye her hair an unnatural color it would be navy blue because she loves her hair when it's very dark and the blue gives it a nice shine.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Next week please forward all notable accomplishments to BK. C is looking for a big chalkboard, if anyone sees one lying around or at a yard sale. 2'x2' or larger.

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

grape expectations

Official Editor