Military Chicken

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 13

Important Holidays: None

Weather:   Regardless of the weather you will be relaxing. So who cares? Yodelay-ee-oo!    

Urbandictionary word of the day: Ridin Qwerty

Texting while driving in a location where texting while driving is illegal

Although I don’t text while the vehicle is moving, at stoplights I send messages to pass the time. In NJ that’s ridin qwerty.

Song of the Week: Old Alabama, Brad Paisley featuring Alabama

Notable Accomplishments:  The FWN welcomes Brandi to the newsletter! Tracy gets the Get Better Soon cards this week; luckily it was only dehydration that put her in the hospital. Lana also is getting Get Well Soon cards after a vet visit. Carinne won a wine book on a wine blog. Carinne was #17 in the nation at buzztime trivia last week. Alex and Greggy enjoyed the NJ Wine Festival (Carinne did NOT win the trip to Italy). Nate and Lexy are finishing up their school years; Cam leaves for Ft. Bragg tomorrow.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   If a complete stranger sneezes, do you say (God) bless you?

FWN Member of the Week: Ma!

BK is so right handed that she could practically chop the left one off and function just fine. Her favorite class in high school was English and if she were to be any animal she’d be a dog on a houseboat. Lastly, given the choice between living in outer space or under water, she’d pick outer space.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Editor is looking for a typewriter… Old-fashioned, ribbon, none of that electric nonsense…

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor