Fyr Fytr

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 15

 

Important Holidays: Father's Day, Jonaid's Birthday, First Day of Summer

 

Weather:  This week may become slightly awry as you decide to pick a random song off your iTunes and re-enact it. It would've worked out just fine had your iTunes landed on "Margaritaville" like you hoped, but as luck would have it, you landed on "can't touch this". Unfortunately everything you try to touch… You can't.

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: 1337 (pronounced "LEET")

 

17'5 4 (0mpu73r l4ngu4g3. (translate: it's a computer language. It originates from a hacker group.)

 

Carinne in 1337 is (4r!nn3. Can you write your name in 1337?

 

Song of the Week: Smashing Pumpkins, 1979

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne and RE Jr survived NYC. Marco's high school soccer team (Fox Chapel 1990) was inducted into the state hall of fame. Nicole's softball team won their championship. Cam comes home from training this week. Alex starts grad school on Monday. Nate got a new job. Carinne won a Gettysburg t-shirt.

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  GTL is a daily routine standing for Gym, Tan, Laundry. Using your initials, come up with a daily routine.

 

FWN Member of the Week: J-Lo!

 

J0n4id is a special guest to the newsletter this week. Given the option to live in outer space or underwater, he'd pick underwater. For breakfast he had a protein shake, bagel and yogurt. His high school mascot was an iron man (knight) and if he was forced to dye his hair an unnatural color it would be "gray silky sexy smooth", which last time I checked isn't an unnatural color, but will in fact happen naturally in about twenty years.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Hammerpants are MIA

 

Look for more next time,

 

(4r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor