my prom was seven years ago

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 12

Important Holidays: Memorial Day

Weather:   Hey- HEY! Keep that altocumulus cloud under control. Indecent exposure. It's just not the place for it. 

 

Urbandictionary word of the day (by MA): Dirxting

The act of dirty texting.

Editor’s note: I explained this was sexting! But I was told sexting is with pictures. I still disagree. But I’ll publish for the readers to decide.

Subscribe to the Weekly Dirxting! Standard messaging rates may apply!

Song of the Week: Hole, Celebrity Skin

Notable Accomplishments:  Lexy made the Jr High Cheerleading team, the Jr Varsity Football Cheer Team, and the Varsity Basketball Cheer Team. Carinne had to speak at her professional conference and it was a huge success. Carinne also reads a wine blog and won a book about wine. Send MM get well soon cards. Dad joined HYP. Del Sol is out of the shop again. Hines Ward won DWTS; unfortunately most of Pittsburgh didn’t see it due to a power outage. Newsletter Biggest Loser is DONE but the winner is still unknown!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week (by Gina):   So you’re helping a friend’s love life by peruzzing match.comwith them. As you’re looking you see someone who looks shockingly like your current boyfriend/girlfriend (note: you are NOT married)… a real doppelganger. Do you

a)      Ignore it. It’s coincidence.

b)      Confront them all gangsta rappa style (start throwing their stuff on your front lawn?)

c)      Create your own profile and attempt a scenario like “If you like Pina Coladas…”

d)      Other?

FWN Member of the Week: M²!

Mum Mum likes her hot dogs with onions and mustard. The shampoo she uses is in a green bottle and is fragrance free. Her middle name is Marlene and if she could pick a star to be on DWTS she would pick Matthew McConaughey.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: cabs are hea!  

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

queen bee

Official Editor