The Beer Fairy

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 14

Important Holidays: Flag Day

Weather:   School is out, popsicles are in, and so are the ants (not aunts!). You know, those pesky buggers who get under your skin and like to pick at you in uncomfortable places. Hey! That’s like real aunts! Celebrate aunts/ants this week by sharing your Natural Light to keep the peace. “A little for the pavement ant, a little for the editor, a little for the aunt aunt…”

Urbandictionary word of the day: Etm.

The literal Latin translation is “et merda”, meaning, “and sh!t”. Used in replacement of etc., where appropriate.

This weekend Nate has to mow the lawn, weed the garden, weed wack, etm.

Song of the Week: Gnarls Barkley, Crazy

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate is now a senior; Lexy is a highschooler. Lana’s bloodwork came back OK. Cam saved the army’s tent from a flood by digging a trench in front of it as water started to flow in.  REPJr is enjoying being a globetrotter as he’ll see each of the US coasts in less than a week. UM/T/Lexy are enjoying the beach however RIP UM’s Crackberry.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   You’re on Action News. What anchor(wo)man are you? For example main anchor, weatherdude, etc. Feel free to use a traditional one or be creative.

PFWN Member of the Week: Gina!

When she was a kid, Gina wanted to be a writer when she grew up. Her favorite letter of the alphabet is G. If given the option of living underwater or in space, she’d live in space. Lastly, Gina most recently showered yesterday.  

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: ZzzZz…

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Miss Mumbo Jumbo

Official Editor