Veterinarian de Mayo

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 11

Important Holidays:(supplied by BK): If you're feeling Canadian, eh, Victoria Day; Armed Forces Day

Weather:   (supplied by RE Jr.): The Honda del Sol has officially changed its name to Honda del Lluvia (Honda of the Rain) in protest of the current state of weather in Pittsburgh.  It has confirmed that if the rain ever stops, it's original name will return. 

Urbandictionary word of the day: (supplied by RE Jr.): Sh!ttles

When one is eating Skittles and they spill up one's dress, skirt, or trousers so when he/she stands, it will appear as if he/she sh!ts Skittles.

Are those M&Ms on the floor or are those sh!ttles from the Easter Bunny again? 

Song of the Week: Who'll Stop the Rain, by CCR

Notable Accomplishments: Lana survived her veterinarian's appointment with maximum whining, Alex successfully completed WVU Commencement, the entire family got drunk tailgating post-ceremony, Cam is job (waxing golf carts), Alex won fidy dollah for her senior thesis paper.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   (supplied by RE Jr.): As the world is ending tomorrow (Alex is bummed about it too; she finally graduated and has a job and NOW the world decides to end?), how will it happen?

FWN Member of the Week: Greggy! 

Greg's most recent purchase was Tommy Hilfiger sunglasses.  His favorite gum is Dentyne Ice, Peppermint flavor.  He is currently reading The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus.  If he were to be a professional athlete  (if he was equally talented at all sports and would make the same amount of money), he would be a baseball player.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Alex has a job waiting tables, now all she needs is customers.  Any takers?

Look for more next time from your regularly scheduled editor,

Barson 

Is intelligent AND employed.  Who knew?

Official Guest Editor