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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 48 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Allie’s Birthday, Superbowl, Lynne & Tom have their anniversary on Superbowl Sunday

Weather:   Currently it is colder in Dallas than Pittsburgh, and at points this weekend it will be colder in Dallas than both Pittsburgh and Green Bay. So come Sunday it won’t matter that you’re over 1000 miles from the game. Don a Texan accent and black/gold cowboy boots. It will feel like you’re there. GO STEELERS!

Urbandictionary word of the day: Beard

a)      The latest addition to the Steeler’s notable line of hair. Following Polamalu is Beard & Shoulders star Keisel.

b)      Sometimes spelled “beerd”, spilling a beverage on yourself due to excitement.

R Jr: Did you see that?!?! Did you see that commercial with both Polamalu’s hair and Keisel’s Beard? Man I’ve got to get a chin wig.

UM: Calm down dude or you’re going to get your beard all beerd.

Song of the Week: Here we go Steelers, here we go (chant at various bars around the country)

Notable Accomplishments: Special guest to the newsletter this week, Allie! R Jr received his AARP card this week. CPP went to the Rangers game last night. REP Jr heads to Dallas without his wedding ring or his watch; apparently he will be meeting new people and losing track of time.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   If you were to be a part of the pro-football team, what would your number be? And what is your role? (You can pick anything from a player, to a cheerleader, to anything.)

FWN Member of the Week: Allie!   

Allie was born on the year of the Ox. Her favorite class in high school was algebra. (If you fall into a pond in your undergarments, you will have an algae bra! Ha ha ha). If Allie had to dye her hair an unnatural color it would be black and gold. Lastly, the most recent song she heard was Higher by Taio Cruz.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: The FDA should dose hangover patients with Chinese food. Put some MSG and General Tso’s Sauce in pill form. Seriously, that works.

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

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Official Editor of FWN