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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 47 Vol 3

Important Holidays: None

Weather:   First it was the iPad, then it was the facebook. Shortly after was California, Honduras, and now it is the Superbowl. Next, his name is written on tablecloths, photos of handshakes. 2011 is the year of R Jr. (R Jr!!!)

Urbandictionary word of the day: Unhappy Hour

                                                            

The lack of beverage specials from 4-8pm.

When in doubt of where to go after work, always first eliminate those with the unhappy hour.

Song of the Week: Hit the Road Jack, Ray Charles

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne got 18 inches of snow on Wednesday, double what the weathermen had predicted. This snowstorm also included thundersnow. She also won $100 and UM won $25 gift card to GIANT.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Deathmatch. Betty Crocker vs. Aunt Jemima. Salivate it out.

FWN Member of the Week: Poppy!  

Today, Poppy is wearing an olive green shirt. He has no idea why he was named Ronald (sorry R II, and CameRON and CarinnaRON and BarsRON and NatRON, your heritage is unknown). His favorite chips are corn curls and his favorite Steeler is Polamalu.  

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

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Official Editor of FWN