Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 49 Vol 3
Important Holidays: Valentine’s Day
Weather: It’s Cootie Awareness Weekend as on Monday they’ll be in multitude. We’ll see cooties in waves all over the country- just keep your Vom-O-Meter with you at all times to be prepared and protected.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Gloateus Maximus
Gloating so much you become a huge pain-in-the-gluteus to those listening
MM: And THEN I got my nails done. After that, I got a coffee and lunch at starbucks. We went to Happy Hour – yeah, it was a Monday, so what?- and I got my new sweater half off at Kohl’s.
R Jr: It must be nice to be retired and get to go out every day of the week. Don’t be a gloateus maximus.
BK: It must be nice to be R Jr! ( R Jr!© All rights reserved) and be able to go to hop house every day. I don’t want to hear any of it, Gloateus Maximuses.
UM/T: We’re going to Disney!
BK: I will smack you in your gluteus. Zip it.
Song of the Week: Kiss the Girl, the little mermaid soundtrack
Notable Accomplishments: Alex got into Pitt’s graduate school program. R Jr was in the section at the superbowl that did not have seats; luckily he got upgraded to the second-level Steelers endzone seats. Lexy’s cheer team is competing in Orlando this week. Marco safely got back from England. BK/Nicole did well at bowling this week.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Brought to you by J-Lo. What Disney Prince/Princess/Character would you like to go on a date with?
FWN Member of the Week: Chloe!
Chloe’s current desktop background is of the college signia. Her favorite letter of the alphabet is C. If Chloe could be bilingual, she would pick Spanish so she could hear what her students are saying. Lastly, when she was a kid her household chore was to unload the dishwasher because she “mowed the lawn once and refused to ever do it again”.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Anyone else going to Orlando this weekend?
Look for more next time,
C. Paige
carinnie mouse
Official Editor of FWN
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