Do sleighs have spark plugs? Do they come in automatic transmission?

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 39 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:   Holiday drinks are a bit dangerous. A scroogedriver can place you onto the naughty list. Too many Mad Elfs can make driving a sleigh very difficult. And did you just order a Prancer? What kind of skeevy men’s only joint are you in? Please use caution.  

Urbandictionary word of the day (by UM):  String Cheese

                                                            

The endless and redundant exchange of sappy mutual BFF comments on Facebook; like a string of cheesy messages.

Greggy: Heading to Canada this weekend!

Alex: Nooooo! You’ll get eaten by a moose!

Tracy: I will miss you so much!

Deanna: It’s been too long since we’ve hung out!

Cam: It won’t be the same in Pittsburgh without you this weekend!

Alex: I miss you already!

Michael: String cheese police. Stop this nonsense. Vom. And Alex, mooses only bite sisters.

Carinne: United States of Jersey! No moosi!

Song of the Week: I Saw Three Ships, Sting

Notable Accomplishments: Marco and Heather are engaged! Liz and Matt have picked their wedding venue. Bev and Ron survived the epic video game invasion implemented by Cam, Nate and Jonaid. Carinne and Alex still are horrendous at Boulder Dash. Carinne, Jonaid, and RE Jr survived black Friday shopping. All travelers survived the traffic last weekend. Alex and Greggy enjoyed the Pitt/WVU game. No turkeys were dropped this year.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Welcome to the FWN ski resort! What slope/lift/rental station/parking lot/lesson/hotel/service/etc do you create for the resort?

FWN Member of the Week: Tom!

Tom’s favorite reindeer is Donner. So far he is on the naughty list. Breakfast for Tom consisted of cinnamon toast crunch and a piece of toast. In school, Tom’s favorite class was science.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

I’m too much

Official Editor