In Philly they say "happy halliday" and "merry cliffmas"

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 41 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:   It’s a GTL for Santa weekend; for those of you coming to NJ, strap on your Jager Boots because it’s about to get snowy and toasted. For the rest of you, wash your santa hat and hit the gym, because you know you can’t eat just one of MM’s sugar cookies.    

Urbandictionary word of the day: Jesus Jeans

                                                            

Jeans that are so ripped or torn that they are “holy”.

Stores sell Jesus Jeans for $80; most manual labor personnel can make you a genuine pair for $10.

Carinne’s favorite pair are Jesus Jeans due to being worn so many times without washing them.

Song of the Week: Twisted Sister, Let It Snow

Notable Accomplishments: Bev won a Sydney Crosby Jersey and survived the back window of the trail blazer breaking this week. Christine is a gain an Aunt. Alex and Greggy finished semesters.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Inspired by Liz’s response to the FWNMOTW:

Reindeer games! If the reindeer were competing in a Kentucky-derby style race, which one do you pick to win?

FWN Member of the Week: Liz!

Liz’s is certain she is on the nice list this year. Dasher is her favorite reindeer because he is always first. Given the choice of representing OJ or Madoff she picks OJ because, “Murder trials are way more interesting than fraud. Even clearly guilty people deserve legal representation or the system doesn’t work.” Dinner last night was steak in a mushroom sauce with mashed potatoes and green beans, topped off with a bottle of sauvignon blanc (can I come over?).

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Contact UM by tomorrow, NOON if you want to get in on the college bowl pool.

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

I’m too much

Official Editor