Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 38 Vol 3
Special Early Edition
Important Holidays: Thanksgiving, Black Friday
Weather: Preemptively expect your pants to not fit this week. Bring Velcro everywhere you go. Otherwise it will all just be hangin’ out there… For the world to enjoy… Unless you like that kind of thing…
Wine of the Week: Brook Hollow Winery’s Proprieter’s Red. Coming to a LV home near you.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Nomfest
A day of epic eating (nom)
All week I’ve been at the 10c wings, gorging myself, trying to GTL my esophagus for the Thanksgiving nomfest.
Song of the Week: The Can Can, Jacques Offenbach
Notable Accomplishments: R Jr fam enjoyed the TSO concert on Sunday.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week (by Barson): What do you make as a main dish at a vegetarian thanksgiving?
FWN Member of the Week: Gina!
Gina’s favorite thing on the table at Thanksgiving is her very own bacon and sage stuffing. The non-family non-friend non-love material object she is thankful for is her DVR so she can now watch 16 and pregnant at her leisure . The most recent movie Gina saw in the theater was “How To Train Your Dragon”. Lastly, Gina cannot report how many pushups she can do because it may be used as incriminating evidence.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: R Jr wonders it Thanksgiving Dinner can be catered to the hot tub. If you have services available, please contact him.
Look for more next time,
C. Paige
Pizzy Pants maybe don’t fit after T-giv dinner
Official Editor
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