Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 40 Vol 3
Important Holidays: Heather’s Birthday
Weather: Thank goodness we found Toboggan Parking Only because it looks like you western PA-ers are going to need it. For the rest of us lame snowball wannabes, looks like it’s just another dose of heavy downpours.
Urbandictionary word of the day (by R Jr): Beer Pressure
When you don’t really want to drink, but your buddies shame you into drinking.
Geo: What, you getting old there Ronnie? You almost fifty or something? You’re drinking like you’re eighty. Turning down a beer at 8am.
Bev: You don’t have to beer pressure me into it! Let’s go Ronno!
Song of the Week: Christmas Wrapping, The Waitresses
Notable Accomplishments: Carinng has been epically searching for the infamous tootsie roll pop wrapper with an indian shooting a star since childhood; today she opens a tootsie roll pop and there it is. Lexy’s team took 1stin the PA State Cheerleading Champs, however Lexy did dislocate her shoulder. Most families acquired Christmas trees this week. Barson had a Hanukkah Miracle when her candle kept burning despite not having a wick. Alex also was at the bar and commented if she was in a band she’d play the tambourine. Three hours later, some guy walked up to her and said, “This is for you,” and handed her a tambourine.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Would you rather be:
a) A gingerbread man in a gingerbread house
b) A snowman in the arctic at a house with three dogs
c) The angel on top of the tree
d) The Fruitcake
FWN Member of the Week: Heather!
Congrats on the engagement AND birthday! Heather met Marco 5 years ago in Bentonville, AR when he would travel for business. About three years ago, they started dating. It was long distance for awhile, but then she moved to Pittsburgh. She has caught a bouquet in previous weddings twice: once when she was 22-ish, and the second time at her twin sister’s wedding where she wrestled the 7 year old neice of the groom for it. If she had to cater her wedding via fast food she would do it through Chick-Fil-A because they have awesome party platters and good slaw. Her favorite reindeer is Rudolph.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Nada
Look for more next time,
C. Paige
I’m too much
Official Editor
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