Gambei

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 18 Vol 3

Important Holidays: BK Birthday, Cam Birthday, MM Birthday

Weather:  Be prepared for Hurricane Barson, be it either in the gulf coast or that summer afternoon boat drink that’s going to send your head spinning this evening.  

Urbandictionary word of the day:  postmodem depression

The feeling you get when you have not had access to the internet for a long time (as in, a few minutes).

Carinne: Carinne is walking to the bathroom!

Nate: Uh, have fun.

Carinne: Carinne’s left leg is getting bitten by bugs!

Cam: Bzzzz! Do you want some calamine?

Carinne: Carinne is having a beer!

RE Jr: What else is new?

Carinne: Carinne is throwing her back out trying to do a cartwheel!

Bev: Okay seriously, what’s up with the third person? What are you, Twitter?*

Alex: Just ignore her. She forgot her crackberry in NJ and is suffering from postmodem depression. It’s natural. Just say “Like Status” every once and a while and she’ll get out of the funk soon.

*note twitter joke written by Jonaid Lone, not a FWN member.

Song of the Week: Tootsee Roll, 69 Boyz

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne signed up for AAA and got it for ½ off.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Who would you rather have as a boss at your current workplace?

a)      Colonel Sanders

b)      Ronald McDonald

c)      Hamburglar

d)      The King (burger king)

e)      Jack-in-the-Box

f)       Kool-Aid Man

FWN Member of the Week: Bev!

Bev’s favorite dessert is homemade chocolate cake. It is 6am when she wakes up in the morning on weekdays. If her hair were an unnatural color, she’d want it to be green. Lastly, she is currently reading “The Story of my Life” by Giacomo Casanova (he should have been a FWN when the HSOTW was ‘what would you title your autobio’. His title is laaame) and reports that “That man is a ho.”

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: FWN book club?

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Countess de la Riffraff

Official Editor