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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 20 Vol 3

Editor’s Note: For those of you who answered Issue 39 Vol 2’s HSOTW that you’d take a Christmas at the beach, here’s your chance to celebrate! It’s the ho-ho-ho season in July.

Important Holidays: Greggy’s Birthday, MM/P Anniversary, X-Mas in July

Weather:  Although hanging up the holly and wearing the santa boxers are all appropriate, the neighbors might un-friend you on facebook if you put up the lights in July. But seriously when has their opinion ever mattered anyway?

Urbandictionary word of the day:  a crapella

Singing loudly (and horribly) with your headphones on. No one else can hear the beat, but they all get the vocals.

CP: Ice cream truck, Ice cream truck, ice cream truck rock – ice cream truck ring and ice cream truck swing -

AK: Oh the weather outside is frightful! This 103 degree heat is not delightful! And since my work uniform is wool – let it snow let it snow let it snow!

CJ: Stop auditioning for the a crapella choir!

Song of the Week: Bag of Donuts, Heat Miser

Notable Accomplishments: A woman kept losing her bikini top at the Jersey Shore last weekend. Nicole and Bev cleaned 3 gardens in Pittsburgh’s North Side.    

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   What do you name your new pet reindeer? 

FWN Member of the Week: Greggy!

Greggy doesn’t drink because he’s not 21 but hypothetically if he did he’d pick capt’n and coke as it is the drink of the gods. Blitzen is his favorite reindeer. Given the option of mutton chops or a fu man chu he’d take the mutton chops because he already has them and reportedly they rival Martin Van Buren. If he were to play a pro sport he would play soccer for US and would have won the world cup 2010.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Still on the good list?

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Is it ski season yet?

Official Editor