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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 19 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  Whatever is stressing you out, just forget it. For one day even, don’t think about it. You’ll feel better coming back to it later.  

Urbandictionary word of the day (by BK):  voluntold

When someone of superior rank/status volunteers you for something.

Senior Ranger: ALRIGHT! I need someone to volunteer to hike to Chicago as a fundraiser for our national park! Alex, you look like you could use this. You’ll be our candidate.

Barson: Does this count as volunteer work or voluntold work?

Song of the Week: Rehab, Welcome Home

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne is head of her professional society’s linked in group. 95% of the family is in Pittsburgh this week.    

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   The editor opens a FWN Theme Park. What ride/food stand/money-sucking game/etc do you create for the park?

FWN Member of the Week: MM!

Today, MM is wearing a blue shirt. Her favorite dessert is a very generic “pies and cookies”. This morning her breakfast consisted of corn flakes and coffee. If she were on any game show ever, she would participate in the Newlywed Game.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: zzzzZZzZzZZ

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Countess de la Riffraff

Official Editor